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英语话剧剧本：搞笑英语话剧：三笑三国 （7个人表演）开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗） 赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~. （夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出） 夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children， stop there or i will kill you （赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗） 赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? （二人装腔作势打斗数招） 赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! 夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over 赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蒋干二人上） 曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; （曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒） 曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?Is he engaged in what is called performance art? （蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起） 曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：那你呢？What did you do? 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打 曹操：然后呢？What then? 蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状） 曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened? 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ...... 夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）（三人下）第二幕:人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.、（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后） 诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat 诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？ 诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! （赵云上） 张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute! （张飞迎上） 张飞：子龙！ long 赵云：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three. （张飞下） 赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid... 赵云：kao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！ oh ~ can the son of bitch get in like his father 刘备：咳咳！（赵云转身面向刘备） 诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗） 刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞） 旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country. 赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu? 刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed. 诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder! 赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish? 曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（惨烈地）刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?（三人下）第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo （张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格） 曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中） （三人奸笑上台）代写剧本 张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back ! 夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid 曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have! 张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth) 曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it! （夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出） 夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！ （二人打在一起）（定格）蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it? 蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! 曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself. （张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦） 夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回） 曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？Why does that coward become so brave?张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one! 曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated! 张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a , on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you…… （夏侯敦跃起） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下） 曹操：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳） 蒋干：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳） 曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking!蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声） 曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格） （诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳） 张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝） 刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。 赵云：好的！ ok （赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停） （张飞、赵云二人下）旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very name is《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。

Pride and Prejudicethe main Jane Bennet Elizabeth BennetMary Bennet Kitty Bennet Lydia Bennet Miss Lucascousin OneScene:Mr. Bennet’s home, Time :In the afternoonThe main characters:the whole families of ( sits in the desk,reading books) comes to the stage quite in a hurry)Mrs Bennet:”My dear you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?” made no answer(go on reading his book),(cried impatiently)Do not you want to know who has taken it?”(Lydia and Kitty go to the stage,acting that they hide at the door,whipering loudly):”you want to tell me,and I have no objection to hearing it.”(Mrs .Bennet(quite excited):” A arriving from the north,five thousand a year, and the most important is that he is single,you must indeed go and see him,only think what an establishmenr it would be for one of our girls”:”How can it affect them?”(stand up and walk away,still not looking at )(Elizabeth goes to the stage,patting Kitty,whispering “what have I told you about listening at the door”,Kitty:”sh….sh….”):”oh,single,my dear,to be sure!A single man of large fortune……You must know that I am thinking of marrying one of my girls…….”:(not waiting to finish her speech) I see no occasion for that(opening the door and surprised to find the three girls)Good heavens!people”:”For we may not visit if you do not,as you well know,!”the gils start to brawl to :”are you listening,dad?”“you never listen”“you must,papa,at once”:(seeming to have no choice)There is no need,I already have。 seems so surprised:”you already have?when?”The ladies cheers happily:” is he amiable?”“is he handsome?”“so will he come to the ball tomorrow,dad?” believe so.(With the cheers of the girls),the sound start to lower and finally die away.父母加五个女儿，正好七个人。如果还需要的话，还有后面几幕，因为我们班排练一个话剧就用的这个。可能有一些有语法错误，不过还好比较少吧Act TwoTime :in the eveningScene:at the ballThe main characters: :the whole families of , , Lucas,some people of the ball)Then the sound of dance music comes out and become louder and louder,the people of the ball(include Lydia and Kitty) are dancing,Elizabeth,Jane,Lucas,Marry stand aside)Elizabeth:”if every man does not end the evening in love with you,then I am no judge of beauty”Jane:（岳阳）“or Man”(they start to talk and laugh)The sound of dance music disappeared suddenly,all the people pay their attention to the door( is on the right, is in the middle, is on the left, coming to the stage)Miss Lucas whisper to Elizabeth :（秋霞）” thousand a year,and he owns half of Derbyshire……”(the three go forward and come to Elizabeth,and Darcy gives a short but strange glance to Elizabeth)The sound of music goes and Mrs Bennet come to the stage .:”（木子） must introduce him to the girls immediately”(after saying her words,she takes the hand of the girls , Elizabeth,Jane,Lucas,Marry,coming to ):（小鸡）this is my eldest daughter,Jane,and Elizabeth,Marry,Miss am delighted to make your this is of Pemberly in Derbyshire.(the ladies salute) I have the honor to dance with you?Miss Bennet(to Jane)Jane smiled:（岳阳）It is my Jane, and ,Marry ,Lucas,are :” do you dance,” if I can help feels quite boring and leaves Darcy, Lucas （秋霞）goes on to the stage and talk to Elizabeth in one soon they listen the conversation between and :”Jane is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever beheld,but her sister Elizabeth is agreeable”；perfectly handsome enough to tempt me,return to your partner and enjoy her smile.(their voice becomes lower)Elizabeth:(a little embarrassed but smile at Lucas)I would not dance with him for all of Derbyshire)They both laugh and the sound ThreeTime:in the morningScene:the Netherfield ParkThe main characters:Elizabeth, , servant of the Netherfield Park)(Jane is invited to the Netherfield to dine with because of some accident,she is sick .And when Elizabeth receive the imformation,she goes to the Netherfield Park.) talks to is reading a servant come:”Miss Elizabeth Bennet.”Elizabeth goes on the :”good lord,did you walk here?”Elizabeth:I did.(there is a few seconds’ silence, stands up and salute to Elizabeth.)Elizabeth : I am sorry,how is my sister?:(answering immediately)she is you and turn back.(off-stage):”my goodness,did you see her hem,six inches deep in mud.” keeps silent and look at the direction where Elizabeth then go to the table to write.(Outside the drawing room, and Elizabeth are talking .:”It is a pleasure that Jane is ill…..oh..it’s not a pleasure that she is ill,of course not,it’s a pleasure that she is here,being are to Elizabeth sit into the desk ,holding a book to read):”you write uncommonly fast,pray tell your sister I long to see her.”:”I have already told her so once,by your desire”；“how can you contrive to write so even?”Darcy was silent. and Elizabeth are :You young ladies are so ；the word is applied too do not know more than half a must comprehend a great deal in the do.(looking Elizabeth)：“she must have a knoeledge of music,singing,drawing,dancing and modern languages to deserve the word.”Darcy:”and she must improve her mind by extensive reading,”(looking at Elizabeth :(closes the book immediately.)I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women,I never so such woman,she would certainly be a fearsome thing to behold.(a little angery)Darcy look at Elizabeth, smiles to break to FourTime :between the morning and the noonScene:the street and the ballThe main characters:Elizabeth,Darcy,Wickham,Bingley,Lucas,Collins,Lydia,KittySomeday Elizabeth,Lydia,Kitty are wandering in the chance,Elizabeth loses her handkerchief,and Wickham picked it :佳佳”yours,I believe.”Lydia :小樊how perfect you :王芳did you drop it on purposeLydia;小樊Mr,Wickham is a are and Bingley are corroborated it with a when Darcy looks Wickham,he turns back and goes people are off-stage except Elizabeth and :”（佳佳）how long has been a guest there?”Elizabeth：“about a month”(a little silence)”forgive me,but are you acquainted with him,”Wickham:”佳佳my father managed his estate,and his father treated me like a son,and his father bequeathed me the rectory in his Darcy ignored his wishes”Elizabeth:(quite confused):why？Wickham:”佳佳jealousy,his father loved me better and Darcy could not stand I am a poor foot-soldier.”Elizabeth:”how cruel”(angry and confused)They both have a forced smile.( holds a ball,and the Bennet are invited)The sound of dance music all the Bennet girls are there,and the cossin,Collins,who has a passion for Elizabeth,Lucas)Mrs .Bennet,the girls come to :（木子”may I say what an immense pleasure it is to see you again,.” Bennet is off-stage.（木子:(To Jane) I am so pleased you are ；（岳阳）（smiling）so am seems to find :”and how are you?are you looking for someone?”Elizabeth:(tumble to relize what he says)no,not at all, I just admire the general comes to rest are ;（秋霞）” is not has been detained for some shows a forced smile:maybe something about :（秋霞(confused):how come?Then Collins comes out .Collins;”perhaps you will do me the honor,Miss Elizabeth”Elizabeth:oh,……of course.(it is quite funny because of Collins’ clumsy dance steps)Elizabeth and Lucas both laugh .（秋霞Darcy is I have the next dance?Miss Elizabeth?”Elizabeth;(in a shock)mayThe sound of the music :”tell me,do you and your sisters very often walk to Meryton?”Elizabeth:”yes,we often walk there”(not understanding why he asks such question)”it’s a great opportunity to know new people,when you meet us,we just meet a new friend,”（looking at Darcy）Darcy:” is blessed with such happy manners,he is sure of making friends,whether he is capable of retaining them is less so”Elizabeth:”I hear such different accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly”Darcy:I hope to afford you more clarity in the future.”They just look into each other’s FiveTime:in the afternoon and in the eveningScene :Rosings and the house of CollinsThe main characters:Elizabeth,Lucas,Darcy,Collins,Lady Catherine,Miss de BourghSoon,Lucas married Collins,Jane is given a letter by Miss Bingley for their leave to London. Elizabeth comes to visit the new house of Lucas and and Lucas are standing on the stage,waiting for goes to the to our humble hugs with Lucas.(laughter)Lucas :（秋霞(leads Elizabeth her own particular room.)”it is such a pleasure to run my own house……”Outside screaming Collins”Charlotte,come here.”Lucas:秋霞(hurriedly)”has that pig escaped again…..oh…..it’s lady Catherine”(run and see)Collins:”good news,we are invited to Rosings from Lady Catherine”Lucas:秋霞how wonderfulSoon they come to the Catherine(海燕) and Miss de Bourgh sit in the the Collins and Elizabeth salute to Lady ;”海燕so you are Elizabath Bennet?”(looking at Elizabeth)Elizabeth:”I am ,your ladyship”Darcy goes on the ；“!what are you doing here?”Darcy : am a guest ;” (海燕) You know my nephew?”(stand up and look Elizabeth quite arrogantly)Elizabeth:” (海燕)yes,I had the pleasure of meeting your nephew in Hertfordshire.”(Darcy just look at Elizabeth,silently)At tableElizabeth sits beside :“I trust your family is in good healthy,Miss Elizabeth”Elizabeth:”They are ……..”Catherine:”（海燕）do you play the pianoforte,Miss Bennet?“Elizabeth:”a very poorly”Catherine:” (海燕)oh…..(Arrogantly)….do you draw?”Elizabeth :no,not at allCatherine:” (海燕) has your governess left you?”Elizabeth；“we never had a governess”Catherine:” (海燕) five daughters at home without a governess?that is quite strange”(look strange into Elizabeth)come on,play for us”Elizabeth :”but I can not….’’Collins :”come ,Lizzie,her ladyship demands it”Eizabth starts to Darcy went to her, SixTime :in the morningScene；in the church and in the mountainThe main characters:Elizabeth,Darcy, ,Colonel Fetzwilliam Collins Lucas and some other peopleCollins say a prayer”there are many conveniences which others can…”Elizabeth ,Darcy,Lucas（秋霞 and Colonel Fetzwilliam say a prayer given by Collins,however,most of the people seem to sits near to Colonel,Darcy’s underlying :”how long do you plan to stay”Colonel:”小溪as long as Darcy chooses”Elizabeth :”everyone seems like so”Colonel:’’小溪however,Darcy is a most loyal companion,he recently rescue of one of his friends,he saved him from an imprudent marridge.”Elizabeth:(can not help it)who is that man?Colonel:小溪his closest friend,BingleyElizabeth；did give a reason for this interference?(nerely cried,looking Darcy,then rushing out of the church)It is heavily just run,run,and comes to a was totally comes out,totally wet, ；”(painfully)，I came to Rosings only to see you,I have fought against jugdement,my family’s expectation ,my rank,I will put them aside and ask you to end my agnoy……”Elizaberth；I don’t understandDarcy:”I love you,most ardently”There is “I am so appreciate the struggle you’ve went through,I am very sorry to cause you pain”Darcy ;”are you laughing at me?”Elizaberth:”no”Darcy:”are you rejecting me?”Elizaberth:”I am sure the feelins which hindered your regard will help you overcome it,do you think anything might tempt me to accept a man who has ruined the happiness of a most beloved sister?and you ruin ’s life”Darcy；”so this is your impression of me?forgive me,madam,for taking up so much of your time”and the evening, Darcy comes to the house of Collins and leave a letter to illustrate the ；“I shall not renew the sentiments which were so disgusting to you,but if I may,I will address the two offences you have laid against me”Elizabeth just stands in front of him,not looking at she turns back, has been away,She gets the letter,and finds she makes real mistakes about SevenTime:the whole dayScene: in ’s homeThe main characters:, the whole Bennet,WickhamOne day,Elizabeth goes back home,just entering the :” （木子(comes to open the door ):your aunt and uncle are here deliver Jane from London”Elizabeth:”how is Jane?”:（木子”she is in the drawing room”Mrs Bennet is Jane is :岳阳”I am quite over him,if him pass me in the street,I’d hardly notice,London is so diverting.’’Elizabeth just shakes her :岳阳it is is so much to entertainSilenceSuddenly ,there is a come Lydia and KittyKitty :”芳芳why did not she ask me as well”(crying)Lydia :”樊晨because I am better company”Elizabeth :’’what’s the matter?“Kitty:芳芳”I’ve just as much right.”Jane :”岳阳Lydia has been invited to Brighton with the forsters”(Finally,Lydia went there,just like she said she would dine with the officer every meet dreadful news come out Lydia has run away with after that ,the family received a letter.)The four girls,rushed to their father.芳芳Four girls :’芳芳’papa,there is a letter,it is uncle’s writing”:”(get the letter):he’s found them,and I should give him $100 a year on her,that is his condition”Kitty;”芳芳you would agree this,father?”:”……..your uncle must be very generous…’’Lydia and Wickham go on the tableLydia；“Monday morning came,I was in such a fess.,I was thinking my dear thought,who is to be our best man if he dose not come back?Lucky,he did,or I would have to ask ……”Elizabeth:” was in your wedding?’’Lydia;”he was the one who discovered us,he paid for the wedding,wickham’s commission, he tells me not to say”SilenceFinal ActTime ; in the afternoon, twilightScene; field,Mr,Bennet’s homeThe main characters ;all the ladies except Lydia in Bennet,,Darcy,Bingley,(The second day,Lydia went to another place with soon,Mr,Bingley came to the Bennet,to make an offer of marridge to JaneIn the talked to was reading a book to Kitty.（苏容Jane talk to Elizabrth”can you die of happiness?,oh,Elizabeth,if I could but see you so happy,if there is such a man for you’’Elizabeth:”perhaps has a cousin,”LaughterHorse(Hearing the horse)Elizabeth:”what is that?’Jane :岳阳what?Then a quick knock on the Catherine海燕 came out,regardless of the family members.”you have a very small gardon””小鸡can I offer you a cup of tea?”Catherine;’ 海燕 Absolutely not,I need to speak to Miss Elizabeth a matter of urgency”All the people left except Elizabeth and :” 海燕 you can be at no loss to understand why I here”Elizabeth;”I cannot account for this honor at all”Catherine :’’ 海燕I warn you,I am not to be trifled with,I heared that you intend to be united with my nephew, know this be a by supposing it possible,I instantly set off to make my sentiments known?”Elizabeth;”if you believe it impossible,why you came so far?Catherine:” 海燕 let me to be understood, is engaed to my what have you to say?”Elizabeth:”if that is the case, you cannot suppose he would make an offer to me”Catherine:” 海燕 selfish girl,this union has been planed since their infancy,do you think it can be prevented by a woman of inferior birth,heaven AND earth……!”Elizabeth: “you have insulted me in every possible way,and can now have nothing further to must ask you to leave immediately”(opening the door)”good night”Catherine Looking at Elizabeth; 海燕“I have never been thus treated in my entire life’’Elizabeth look the fire ,can not went in the field,waiting the dawn’s coming,after a few steps,Darcy comes :”(surprised and satisfied)I can’t sleep”Darcy:”nor I”Elizabeth;’’after you have doen for Lydia,and ,I suspect for Jane,it is I who should be making amends”Darcy;”you must know,surely,you must know it was all for you,you are too generous to trifle your feelings are still what they were last april,tell me so at affections and wishs have not one word from you will silence me feelings have changed….I have to tell you,I love…..I love…..I love you…’Elizabeth came near,holding Darcy”s hands”well,your hands are…so hold together.

剧名：集集宝藏 The treasure of Ji-Ji 场景：集集小镇,树林 人物：村长、威廉、爱丽丝、哈利、仙度拉、叮叮、当当、巫师．邮差A、B. 第一幕 场景：集集小镇 人物：村长、威廉、爱丽丝、哈利、仙度拉 【威廉接受大家欢呼】 村长：这一次第一名的勇士就是威廉.(披上彩带) Village head: The winner of the best warrior is William. (Put on the colored ribbon) 威廉：(大笑)哈!这一次我又赢了. William: Hooray! This time I have won again. 爱丽丝：哇!威廉,你好厉害喔!你真是我心目中的英雄. Alice: Wow! William, you are so good ! You are really a hero in my mind. 村长：哈利!今年你又是最后一名了,加油哦!(村长下) Village head: Harry! You are the last this year, Come on!(village head leaves) 威廉：我肚子好饿喔!爱丽丝小姐! William: I am very hungry ! Alice . 爱丽丝：我做好吃的点心给你吃. Alice: I’ll bake the delicious cookies for you. 仙度拉：我也行啊! Sandra: Me too . 威廉：好、好、好! William: It is good , good , good! 哈利：嗯…仙度拉小姐? Harry: Eh ! Sandra . 仙度拉：什麼事? Sandra: What's the matter? 哈利：我裤子破一个洞?我想…….. Harry: My trousers broke a hole and I wonder if you can… 仙度拉：我没空!对不起罗!. Sandra: I have no time! 哈利：哦…（无辜表情） Harry: Oh! (Innocent expression) 第二幕 地点：树林 人物：叮叮、当当、哈利、巫师、村长 【威廉、爱丽丝、仙度拉下场后,叮叮、当当抬重物上场,哈利落寞走著,与叮叮、当当巧遇 】 Ding-ding and Down-down appear on the stage and lift the heavy object] (Harry leave lonely, with Ding-ding, Down-down encountering by chance) 叮叮：好重喔! Ding-ding: Very heavy! 当当：好累喔! Down-down: Very hard ! 哈利：叮叮、当当!什麼东西这麼重? Harry: Ding-ding, Down-down, what is so heavy? 叮叮：这是我们刚刚从山上摘的水果 Ding-ding: This is the fruit we pluck from the mountains. 当当：但是每次经过这儿都会被这一颗大石头挡住. Down-down: Every time, when we pass here, we will be blocked by this big stone. 叮叮：真希望大石头可以不见,这样我们就