英语剧本8人版短剧剧本

英语短剧剧本一The Pocket MoneyCharacters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask : OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me : No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for : But how to ask?A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea! (全部下场)英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 （可以选择一段合适的背景音乐，效果很不错）Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while mywife is Wu Song.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than this I do not only want her to be tenderthan she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)My God!Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful anddearest mother-in-law”.L: most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so have been so rude,so brusque,solazy……L:But……JM:Never interrupt me!L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard allday long,cooking and have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chickenand……JM:But all those you have done a renotas valuable as a grandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goandas k ’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,I’m back!LM:You are back?Why?What happened?L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted onmarrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listento at yourself……L:But,mum……LM:Never interrupt me!L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting just want to tell you that you are always right OK?AndI’ll marry whom ever you want me (大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the said:“If your daughterHaven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll goand tell him.(下)L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Nowshe has have to cook for my mother and (上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is is a nicegirl,go and take her back!J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Hey you!Stop and listent to us!The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next can go androb the wedding!A&B:Good idea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll gowith take the money and I take the you got any experience?J: I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!A:The road is built by me!B:And I planted one you want to go by this street---J:Give us all your money!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?L(哭状):I hurt a lot!J:Don’t cry ’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)