英语话剧剧本7人简短

英语短剧剧本一The Pocket MoneyCharacters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask : OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me : No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for : But how to ask?A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea! (全部下场)英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 （可以选择一段合适的背景音乐，效果很不错）Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while mywife is Wu Song.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than this I do not only want her to be tenderthan she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)My God!Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful anddearest mother-in-law”.L: most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so have been so rude,so brusque,solazy……L:But……JM:Never interrupt me!L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard allday long,cooking and have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chickenand……JM:But all those you have done a renotas valuable as a grandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goandas k ’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,I’m back!LM:You are back?Why?What happened?L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted onmarrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listento at yourself……L:But,mum……LM:Never interrupt me!L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting just want to tell you that you are always right OK?AndI’ll marry whom ever you want me (大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the said:“If your daughterHaven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll goand tell him.(下)L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Nowshe has have to cook for my mother and (上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is is a nicegirl,go and take her back!J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Hey you!Stop and listent to us!The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next can go androb the wedding!A&B:Good idea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll gowith take the money and I take the you got any experience?J: I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!A:The road is built by me!B:And I planted one you want to go by this street---J:Give us all your money!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?L(哭状):I hurt a lot!J:Don’t cry ’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)

威尼斯商人中的选段：在法庭上

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罗密欧与朱丽叶

、灰姑娘（Cinderella） 第一场：灰姑娘家旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much.父亲: Dear daughter! These presents are for your birthday! Do you like them?灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.（开心地接过） 父亲: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever! 旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately. her stepmother became cruel to her. Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework. Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are coming. 后妈: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! （四周看了看，开始乱翻东西，拿起些东西来看） 后妈女儿（1）: Yes, and so many fruits.（一个个用手指点） Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychees. Wow, I like them. (吃水果) 后妈女儿（2）:（打开衣柜，翻翻看看） Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, please, that’s my dress. This new dress is bought by my father(跑过去，想把那条裙子拿过来). 后妈女儿（2）： Who are YOU? (把那条裙子藏到一边，厌恶地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?（退了几步，回头看后妈，用手指指了指灰姑娘） 后妈: She is your little sister. But it doesnt matter. Now! Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us. Right now! 灰姑娘: Why? Im not your servant.（插着腰，皱着眉很生气的样子） 后妈: Yeah.（点头）. But from now no you are our servant.（很凶的样子） 后妈女儿（1）: Mum, I like this dress. (拽灰姑娘的衣服) 后妈女儿（2）：I like her necklace. (抢走她的项链戴在脖子上) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, please!!! (哭喊) 旁白：After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night.（Cinderella在洗衣服，扫地，干别的家务活） She had no room to live and she had to sleep in sofa（睡在沙发上）; she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty. Cruel as her stepmother was to her, but Cinderella still lived an optimistic life. She had a lot of animal friends.第二场：灰姑娘家 （士兵在门外敲门）后妈: Who is it? 士兵: Im the soldier of the palace. (后妈打开门)Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house. Good-bye, madam! 后妈: What is it? (打开信看——欢呼，向后妈女儿（1）（2）招手)Helen, Jenny, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom. 后妈女儿（1）: Hooray! Ill be the queen! 后妈女儿（2）: Hey, I will be the queen, not you!! 后妈: Okay, girls. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately! 灰姑娘: (小心地走出来问道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too. 两个后妈女儿: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. (大笑起来) 灰姑娘（看着在镜子前整理衣服化妆的后妈）：Mum，please, can I… 后妈: Girls, are you ready? Lets go. Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework first! Good night!!(后妈和她的女儿很骄傲地走出门外，灰姑娘很伤心地坐到地上哭了。这时，猫、鸽子和狗来了) 灰姑娘: （猛然发现）Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? 猫,鸽子,狗: Dont be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you. If we can help you, we will do our best! 灰姑娘：Oh，my friend，thank you very much. But I haven’t any beautiful dresses now! What can I do? Who can help me? 旁白:Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared. 仙女:（突然跳着舞出现） Poor girl, let ME help you. You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you need a beautiful dress.（挥动魔杖，用南瓜变成马车，用老马变成马车夫，用老鼠变成马，用狗变成侍者，把灰姑娘变得很漂亮） 猫、鸽子和变成侍者的狗:（睁大眼睛，看着灰姑娘）Wow, how beautiful! 猫: Youre the most beautiful girl Ive ever seen. 狗: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! （拉拉灰姑娘的手） 鸽子: Yes! You will be the most beautiful lady in this party! And Prince Edward will love you at once! （欢快地飞来飞去）灰姑娘: Oh, its beautiful! Its like a dream, a wonderful dream come true. 仙女: Yes, my child, but like all dreams, well, Im afraid this cant last forever. Youll have only till night and... Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the prince. But remember you must come back before 12 oclock. remember, 12 o’ clock! Or you will change back into now. 灰姑娘: Oh, I understand. Thank you, kind fairy. (冲出门外)It’s more than I ever hoped for.仙女: (对灰姑娘喊)Be careful! Dont forget the time! My child, bless you, enjoy yourself. 灰姑娘: I wont forget. (跳上马车)Good bye, kind fairy and my dear friends!! (挥动手帕，消失在暮色中) 第三场：皇宫中 大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（这时，王子走了出来，向所有来宾鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子们走上前） 大臣（2）：（将头转向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皱起眉头）Mm…I don’t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in)大臣们: （惊叹）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （众来宾惊恐地回过头） 旁白：Shes like a fairy. Shes like an Angel. Shes so lovely. Shes like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: Id love to.（握住王子的手，开始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love. (12点的钟声猛然敲响了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, its time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Why? wait, come back. Please come back! I dont even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait! 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!! 士兵们: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. fast! 士兵们: Yes, highness! 第四场布景：灰姑娘家的花园中 灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的帮助，变回了原样）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet… 鸽子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was prince Edward!! （猫和变回原样的狗点头附和） 灰姑娘:Really?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的样子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼着小曲跳走了）第五场布景：灰姑娘家 旁白: The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe. Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel. No one could put on the shoe , Finally, at Cinderella’s home.（士兵敲门） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam. 后妈: Good morning. What’s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 后妈:（笑着说）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身后招招手，让女儿（1）过来） 后妈女儿（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵: No, Its not yours. Its too **all for you.（把鞋子拿开） 后妈女儿（2）: （跳着大喊）Its mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, its not yours; its too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿开） 后妈: Hey, sir, maybe its mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（马上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldnt be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走来） 后妈 :You? That’s impossible! （大喊着，做出“快滚”的手势）Pay to attention to her, she’s out of her mind. Just an imaginative child. 后妈女儿（1）: Yes ,Yes .Look at yourself, please! （讥笑） It’s only Cinderella!后妈女儿（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders’ time! （讽刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（轻轻把脚伸进去）Thank you! (试鞋,正好合适) 后妈和两个女儿：It couldn’t be Cinderella! It couldn’t be!! Maybe there’s something wrong, sir! （疯了一样大叫） 士兵们: Wonderful! Its yours! It fits for you very well! Pretty queen cinderella!! （欢呼雀跃,接走灰姑娘） 第六场布景：皇宫中 士兵: Highness! We have found the beautiful girl. 王子: Really? Thats wonderful! Ill come at once. 仙女: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the last time. (顷刻间将灰姑娘变美丽)王子: Oh, my dearest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? 灰姑娘:（什么也没说，点点头，拥抱王子，两人跑回宫中） 猫、鸽子和狗: Happy forever, Cinderella! We wish you happy forever!! 后妈和后妈女儿们: How did it happen? It is not true!! (昏倒) 旁白：The story finished. Cinderella found her happiness. She and Prince Edward got married! And that brings us to the end of the play. Thank you and let us wish Cinderella and Edward happy forever!