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7人的英语小品剧本，短篇 .可任选其一。pocket money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩） (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑） M&A: Money?(对视) M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场) M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下场)
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剧名：集集宝藏 The treasure of Ji-Ji 场景：集集小镇,树林 人物：村长、威廉、爱丽丝、哈利、仙度拉、叮叮、当当、巫师．邮差A、B. 第一幕 场景：集集小镇 人物：村长、威廉、爱丽丝、哈利、仙度拉 【威廉接受大家欢呼】 村长：这一次第一名的勇士就是威廉.(披上彩带) Village head: The winner of the best warrior is William. (Put on the colored ribbon) 威廉：(大笑)哈!这一次我又赢了. William: Hooray! This time I have won again. 爱丽丝：哇!威廉,你好厉害喔!你真是我心目中的英雄. Alice: Wow! William, you are so good ! You are really a hero in my mind. 村长：哈利!今年你又是最后一名了,加油哦!(村长下) Village head: Harry! You are the last this year, Come on!(village head leaves) 威廉：我肚子好饿喔!爱丽丝小姐! William: I am very hungry ! Alice . 爱丽丝：我做好吃的点心给你吃. Alice: I’ll bake the delicious cookies for you. 仙度拉：我也行啊! Sandra: Me too . 威廉：好、好、好! William: It is good , good , good! 哈利：嗯…仙度拉小姐? Harry: Eh ! Sandra . 仙度拉：什麼事? Sandra: What's the matter? 哈利：我裤子破一个洞?我想…….. Harry: My trousers broke a hole and I wonder if you can… 仙度拉：我没空!对不起罗!. Sandra: I have no time! 哈利：哦…（无辜表情） Harry: Oh! (Innocent expression) 第二幕 地点：树林 人物：叮叮、当当、哈利、巫师、村长 【威廉、爱丽丝、仙度拉下场后,叮叮、当当抬重物上场,哈利落寞走著,与叮叮、当当巧遇 】 Ding-ding and Down-down appear on the stage and lift the heavy object] (Harry leave lonely, with Ding-ding, Down-down encountering by chance) 叮叮：好重喔! Ding-ding: Very heavy! 当当：好累喔! Down-down: Very hard ! 哈利：叮叮、当当!什麼东西这麼重? Harry: Ding-ding, Down-down, what is so heavy? 叮叮：这是我们刚刚从山上摘的水果 Ding-ding: This is the fruit we pluck from the mountains. 当当：但是每次经过这儿都会被这一颗大石头挡住. Down-down: Every time, when we pass here, we will be blocked by this big stone. 叮叮：真希望大石头可以不见,这样我们就
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守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本 你可以自己调节角色~ （因为是搞笑,所以不必太拘谨.普通台词意思对即可.） 旁白：Today we will have a role play named “to stand by a tree stump waiting for a hare”. I’m the voice-over. They are the rabbits. She is the farmer and she is the tree. [begin] [Chapter 1] 旁白：Now we are in a village. It is a warm morning. There is a farmer living in this village. Look! Here comes him. Isn’t he modern? [开始.树上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方.] [农夫冷酷地上.] 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上） [冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]When I was young, I studied in Shuren International School![掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起] So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look! This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch! This my MP5!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS! This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh, sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this? A rabble? No no no~~It’s my modern —— hoe~![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然] Oh yes! I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱] Farming farming, I’m farming! Farming should be combined with music~! Farming farming, I’m farming! Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台] [Chapter 2] 旁白：Oh~ What a funny farmer he is! And what about this tree? Is she crazy too? 树：I’m a tree! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱：哼哼哈西!] I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall! And I’m Strong! If you hit me, you will die! Oh? There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A.树站回后台] [兔子A上] 兔子A（一开始不知道状况.以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody, I’m Jay! I love U!I love Nanjing![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《BLABLA~~》![清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演（旁白）上] 导演（旁白）：[微笑着]Hello! I’m the film director. [拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit, understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》.导演下台之前,看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh! It’s mine!（很兴奋地拿着下场） 旁白：Now she is a rabbit. What will she do? 兔子A：OK, now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈,悠闲散步] [农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子] 旁白: Suddenly, the farmer sees the rabbit… 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] 旁白：But …How can he catch the rabbit? With the gun? [农夫跟在兔子后面.两个人走啊走.兔子突然回头.农夫假装看手表.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装看天气.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装打手机.两人继续走,兔子回头.这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.] 兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this! 农夫：Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch! 兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）] 农夫：Thank you! 兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前] 农夫：Where~ to go? Haha! [农夫开了一枪“砰”.兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到.树做出受伤中弹状. 农夫又开枪,同上.农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪.（旁白：当当当当——|拟枪声|）兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来.树（树：Oh, my god ! ）继续痛苦中弹状.] 兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me! 树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞.农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它. 兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了.兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来] 兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰.突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒!” 倒地] 农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you ! [想一下] But I’m still full me tie it to the tree and have a will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上.倒地睡到树旁边] [Chapter 3] …… 旁白：Look! The farmer is sleeping! And the rabbit was knocked down, so he is also sleeping now… Oh, no, no! The rabbit is awake! How is it going on then? 兔子A：[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened? 树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you. 兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机] [兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开,走到手机前看了看]咦?What’s this?[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处.又自觉地把自己绑在树上.突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call someone to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,拿起手机] But how to use it? 旁白：I don’t know how to do… Who can tell him how to use it?! 树：[走上前]Let me tell U. Look, press this button![给兔子] 兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] Hello? 李咏（旁白）：[上台,激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two![做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong!Now let’s start our first question!What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正? A. Husband and wife and student and costomer Answer me,please! 兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry, wrong number.[挂掉] 李咏（旁白）:Answer me! Answer me! En..? Hello?Hi, Hi?[很郁闷地下台] 兔子A：Now let me call again. [拨打] Hello? 兔子B：Hello. 兔子A：Hey Jackey! 兔子B：Hey tommy! 兔子A：How are you doing? 兔子B：Fine, thank you. And U? 兔子A：I’m fine too! How are your parents doing? 兔子B：They are fine, thank you. And U? 兔子A：They are fine, too! How is your uncle doing? 兔子B：He’s fine, thank you! And U? 兔子A：He’s fine , too! 兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY! 兔子A：No no no! I’m in danger now! Come and help me! 兔子B：But where are you? 兔子A：I’m under a tree! 兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you? 兔子A：I see a rabbit , rather like you! 兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come! Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开] 旁白：[摇摇头]How lovely and funny they are ! 兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上] 兔子A：Hahaha! My friend will come and save me, yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,昏眩中…“我晕!” 又晕了] 旁白：Look, the rabbit’s friend comes here. How will he save his friend? [兔子B上]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit!I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH!My friend is here! Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开,使了几次劲,还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this!A hoe![装作打高尔夫球,试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前,正要砍.旁白：What a poor tree it is!] 树：Stop!What will you do? 兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend. 树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?! 兔子B：Oh yes!You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise !Come on! [开始带头做早操.做着做着对树说“Follow me!” （企图让树动起来,两只手松开,这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操. 兔子B轻轻上前,想救出兔子A.但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的.兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕.树继续绑着兔子A] 兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh! I’ve got it!Music! [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏（旁白）. 兔子B抱住树,企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂,放出兔子A.树渐渐陶醉,手缓缓松开.兔子B正要搭救同伴,突然兔子A两只手张开,成了女主角动作.树又抱住了兔子A的腰,成了男主角动作.树和A陶醉其中.B要唤醒A：“Wake up! Wake up!” 兔子A沉醉其中,完全不理它,还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me!”继续陶醉.] 兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop!（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗,带出10块钱,掉在地上] 树：Money![一个箭步冲上去捡起钱,回到原位并且对着太阳验钞.] 兔子A：[看四周] I’m free! Oh yes, I’m free! Thank you, Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带.兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上,晕两下说：“暴头!”死翘.] [兔子B见状冲上去,深情地搂住A：“Tommy! Tommy!”[伤心地俯下身子,紧紧抱住A] [这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身,又把B压在了下面] 兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying! [也翘了] [Chapter 4] 旁白：The rabbit B not only can’t save his friend, but also was suppressed by the farmer… Oh, the farmer is awake now! 农夫：[农夫这时候醒了.擦了下口水,看见两只兔子] En..?Two rabbits! I remember I have caught just one?! Oh, maybe I drank too much. [兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场] 树：[还在验钞的树正高兴,突然发现是假钞]Ah!There’s something wrong with the note, It’s a fake!Wait for me![追下去] 旁白：Since that day, the farmer always sleeps behind this tree whole day to get more rabbits to eat. But he never catches one rabbit any more. Now it is the end of this play. We want to use this role play to show you that you can’t reap without sowing, you must work hard to get your own harvest. Thank you for your watching!
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